some random thoughts from late night procrastinator ...

When navy recruiters come knocking at my door I answer it. Naked. With a copy of "Hung" magazine awkwardly sticking to my hand by means of still un-dried Elmer's Non-toxic All Purpose Glue. That usually stops the conversation before it starts. Usually. There was a time the recruiter asked me if that was this month's copy or last's. There was an awkward silence then I shut the door and cried in my room for a bit.